A Collection Of Hilarious And Relatable Comedic Female Monologues 1 Minute In Length To Impress Any Casting Director

· Discover 15 powerful femalecomedicmonologues for auditions, acting practice, or performance. Original, funny pieces from Monologue Blogger. Discover comedicmonologues for women that are funny, sharp, and memorable, perfect for auditions, showcases, or building your acting skills. “It’s no good you going on. I can’t open sardines and answer the phone. I’ve only got one pair of feet. Hello…. Yes, but there’s no one here, love…. No, Mr. Brent’s not here…He lives here, yes, but he don’t live here now because he lives in Spain… Mr. Philip Brent, that’s right…. The one who writes the plays, that’s him, only now he writes them in ...See full list on weareactors.com“[Let me]tell you again, Grace, how important it is to give everyone a chance. Here’s what I do — I always start with Mary and tell them we must choose our Mary carefully because Mary was the mother of Jesus… Yes, and then I tell them about Joseph, that he was God’s choice to be Jesus’ father. That’s how I explain that. Frankly, I don’t ever spend ...See full list on weareactors.com“I sighted a herd near Penguin’s Creek,but had to creep round Silver Lake to get to windward of them. However, they spotted me and then the fun began. There was nothing for it but to try and run them down, so I singled out a fat buck and away we went down the shore of the lake, up the valley of rolling stones; he doubled into Brawling River and too...See full list on weareactors.com“A ‘C’? A ‘C’? I got a ‘C’ on my coathanger sculpture? How could anyone get a ‘C’ in coathanger sculpture? May I ask a question? Was I judged on the piece of sculpture itself? If so, is it not true that time alone can judge a work of art? Or was I judged on my talent? If so, is it fair that I be judged on a part of my life over which I have no cont...See full list on weareactors.com“Do you know what I intend? I intend to be a queen. When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was, and I’ll live in a big palace and when I go out in my coach, all the people will wave and I will shout at them, and…and…in the summertime I will go to my summer palace and I’ll wear my crown in swimming and everything, and all the pe...See full list on weareactors.com“Well nothing’s perfect Benjamin. I wish my mother didn’t drink so much. I wish I’d never fallen out of that tree and broken my thumb because it so affects my fingering I’ll probably never play the violin as well as I’d love to but that’s about it for the bullshit, Benjamin. It’s only bullshit if you let it pile up. Heaven’s in the details. Someone...See full list on weareactors.com“I’m sorry, but a good HALF of the United States hates pigeons. One third shoots them for game. I’m not the only bad guy here. You would have voted for an elephant if it had told you it could fix the economy. Which, by the way, is still not fixed. A giant goose egg. […] I’m sorry if I am offending you, but I find it more than a little offensive tha...See full list on weareactors.com“O, I am out of breath in this fond chase! The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace. Happy is Hermia, wheresoe’er she lies; For she hath blessed and attractive eyes. How came her eyes so bright? Not with salt tears: If so, my eyes are oftener wash’d than hers. No, no, I am as ugly as a bear; For beasts that meet me run away for fear: Therefore no...See full list on weareactors.com“I don’t know what it is with me lately but I just get so UGH! when guys come up to me, with their cheesy lines, (imitating guy) “Hey, you have such a beautiful smile” or “Can I just tell you that you are so beautiful”.Ugh!It disgusts me.I mean, who the hell does this guy or that guy think he is to give me such compliments?What gives him the right?...See full list on weareactors.com“And why, I pray you? Who might be your mother,That you insult, exult, and all at once,Over the wretched? What though you have no beauty,–As by my faith, I see no more in youThan without candle may go dark to bed,–Must you be therefore proud and pitiless?Why, what means this? Why do you look on me?I see no more in you than in the ordinaryOf nature’...See full list on weareactors.comView all Looking for that elusive one-minutecomedicmonologue from a female character? We’ve got ten from our collection of ever-growing monologues that are perfect for competitions and auditions. · From candy-inspired monologues for kids to mean girl monologues for teens to hopeful love or scorned love—these 35 monologues allow actors to dig into complexities and give a memorable performance, in oneminute. The dramatic and comedicmonologues from the play String of Pearls by Michelle Lowe are some of the funniest and also the most heartfelt monologues for women out there! Free Monologues for Women! Find comedic and dramatic monologues for women. Every monologue is from a published Stage Partners play that is totally free to read. Perform any monologue for free, whether you are a student actor or a professional actor seeking an audition piece. Looking for that elusive one-minutecomedicmonologue from a female character? We’ve got ten from our collection of ever-growing monologues that are perfect for competitions and auditions. · From candy-inspired monologues for kids to mean girl monologues for teens to hopeful love or scorned love—these 35 monologues allow actors to dig into complexities and give a memorable performance, in oneminute. The dramatic and comedicmonologues from the play String of Pearls by Michelle Lowe are some of the funniest and also the most heartfelt monologues for women out there! Free Monologues for Women! Find comedic and dramatic monologues for women. Every monologue is from a published Stage Partners play that is totally free to read. Perform any monologue for free, whether you are a student actor or a professional actor seeking an audition piece.